Dood, this is so not LSD, man.Like, LSD comes in a strip, and this is like, man, cat shaped, but more rectangular, but still cat shaped. I had a cat once, it didn't look anything like LSD. And flowers. Mmmm, flowers.Oh, oh, oh look... it's GREEN! Just like Louis Armstrong, the first man to play jazz on the moon. With sparkles!Where was I? Oh yeah, cat shaped. This shit is way too cat shaped to be LSD. And furry too. I just tried to lick another hit and it's all furry. You shouldn't sell furry LSD. But at least the shapes nice.It's kinda like a cat, but more rectangular, but still cat shaped, except it has fur, and cats don't have fur.Anyways, I'm going to send it back to you, I'm trying to put it back in the envelope now, but the claws are making it kinda difficult. Dood, you so shouldn't sell LSD with claws and stuff man. Anyways, thanks for phoning, but the phone is melting, so I'm going to just float up here in the corner until the licorice pop sideways meatloaf tall.And biaritz over there sits Stan, I light a shoe stick on my man, give it tough to the mant it's causing yo brain to girls.You're becoming obtuse and I'm praying for not soul, hobo hoping just to get along but hoping no thang.Freezing cold and ants and I tools old.